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Shouldn't it be Andy Hardy Meets A Debutante or
Andy Hardy Meets The Debutante? We didn’t have debutantes where I came up, so
there’s been mystery for me as to precisely what they are. Here’s trivia: Oona
O’Neill (later Chaplin) was the “Number One Debutante” as chosen by New York
Society in 1942-43, crowned at the Stork Club. I wonder if she was able to
explain to raised-in-grinding-poverty Charlie what a debutante was. Andy
Hardy’s crush is on Gotham “top Deb” Diana Lewis. He even devotes a scrapbook
to her, and brags that she is crazy about him, inviting frankly mean girlfriend Polly and so-called “best pal” Beezy to pull a dirty trick. I was struck again
that maybe Andy needed a new steady. He ponders that too in an opening reel,
but fails to act on a sensible impulse. Query re rumor: Did Ann Rutherford have
a long-term involvement with Clark Gable? I’ve heard she did.
The Hardys may have become too successful for
their/our own good, this one overstaying welcome by a couple reels, as if to dare
exhibitors pairing it with anything other than MGM shorts or cartoons. A public
waited breathlessly for fresh Hardys, each taking profit any “A” could envy. What other
series that began as comparative B’s had such a Jetstream? Paramount’s Henry
Aldrich group started small and stayed that way. The Hardys were first,
however, for folks-like-family served regular as season change or arrival of
holidays. Their success created almost a panic to imitate. They answered a need
for relaxed familiarity, as television later would. Patrons went to a Hardy
knowing precisely what they’d get, which was why they went, and kept
going. Were they abashed enough in hindsight to shun Andy Hardy Comes Home in
1958? I’ve read that Rooney got so good as Andy that he virtually directed others
at interplay with him, and brought gags for all to implement. I like observing
Hardy family protocol, as when meat and vegetables are put before the judge, he
serves everyone’s plate, then passes each around, his own last of the lot. That’s
five jobs before anyone takes a bite. Meals were work in those courteous days. Did
any GPS readers observe such family ritual? We had a “Lazy Susan” where food
spun around to whoever wanted it.
Interest sustains in the Andy Hardys for ingénues
getting a first or early screen try. There's less of that in Debutante, save
Diana Lewis as the title figure who's saved till near the end. She and Mick together on a crowded dance floor look like Munchkins beside other couples (Lewis
was five foot one). Up to there is Andy and family touring process-screened New
York, father/son stood against rear projections or doubled in longer shots made
by a second unit in Gotham. Life lessons are ladled by heavy hand of inflexible
Judge Hardy, his lectures more a chore where comedy and music flags, as
sometimes here. We want more of Judy Garland than is got, but appreciate two
numbers, one of which she “acts” in accord with lyrics, showing how a great
artist could put whole narratives across within space of a tune, leaving others
to flounder in dialogue. Judy was getting grown enough for fans to wonder why
Andy doesn’t shine to her rather than sour Rutherford. They come near a clinch,
but formula demanded polite distance, so there’s reconcile with less-pretty
Polly for a wind-up. Rooney sold the no-touch myth for interviews to an end
--- he and Judy like brother and sister, etc., which I don’t altogether buy; fact
the question still engages is tribute to his/her staying power, even unto
modern watching on TCM and discs.
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Andy and Judge Hardy Cameo in Tex Avery's WB Cartoon, Hollywood Steps Out |
It was thought wise to add alleged-cute moppets,
thus one Clyde Willson patrons would recognize for adorably gumming up chorus
lines in a previous Mickey-Judy barn musical. The business of Andy ordering a
swank meal he can't pay for is repeated, or was it? I visualize similar moment from
any/all Hardys, or maybe it’s the Warner cartoon, Hollywood Steps Out, where
Tex Avery had Andy and the judge put to dishwashing for failure to cover their
check. Andy was often penalized for aspiring beyond his roots, as if we from
small towns were estopped from crossing the county line. You wonder what MGM
staffers who came from the sticks (plenty) thought about that. Was Andy kept
pure for being kept away from city life? The Hardys imply yes, the message beat
further by horror of the Smith family moved to New York for a Meet Me In St.
Louis third act crisis, this on 1944 occasion (set in 1904), and regarded
a fate worse than death. Query to those raised or relocated to Gotham: Is it
such a place that would bleed out the Andy (or Esther, or Tootie) in all of us?
Watching a Hardy makes me want to give my hick town a hug.
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Birthday Celebration On The Set |
A mild shock in Debutante is Andy calling his
father a back wood failure to the old man's face, a slur to Judge Hardy and contrary to what we knew of “Lewis Stone,” that in quotes as his was
persona built from silent ground up, us watching every step of a versatile way.
To a widest spread of the audience, that is representing all ages, “Lewis
Stone” was no rube, nor failure, or even old. His was a rock of integrity as
Judge Hardy, but that was not always so. “Lewis Stone” had kept mistresses
(Inspiration), broke homes (Their Own Desire), compromised onscreen Garbo, plus
plenty I forget, but 1940 viewership had not. Stone saw virtually every
change visited upon films and rode them all out. His had been half a dozen distinct
images since beginning in 1915. Never will forget the image of stricken Stone flat
on his front lawn after running off J.D.’s tossing rocks in his pool, the
finish as recorded in a dreadful Babylon book by ghoul-at-large Kenneth Anger
(many photos from which haunt me to this day).
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William Powell with New Wife Diana Lewis |
Rooney said in his book that
Metro used him like a field hand through peak of wicket standing; he worked one
night to 3AM on Andy Hardy Meets Debutante despite forswear he’d not. MGM brass strung
Mick along by telling him what a "grand trouper" he was. Could
stress, lack of rest, bad diet, have raised those cold sores MR habitually had
on his lower lip? HD-TCM broadcasts make them clinically clear. It’s not just
War of Worlds wires High-Def has gifted us, or maybe I look too close for flaws on Hollywood porcelain. Torrid tiltings with Norma Shearer were said by Rooney
to have begun around this time, graphic account of which is in his book, but
later Mick said he had just been funning us, or the publisher forced the lies
on him, or whatever fiction he/we choose to embrace. Rooney spent much
resentment over millions he earned for Metro (extent of which he exaggerated to
almost comic degree) for which he got back not near enough ( … to support
bookies, slow-gaited ponies). Again to Diana Lewis, a rose Metro-grown till
fellow contractee William Powell plucked her for his bride, a marriage to last a
rest of his life. Did Leo resent having merchandise carried away after time,
effort, and dollars developing it? Guess this was inventory written off, factored
into yearly overhead, keeping Powell happy valued above making a lower or
mid-level star of Diana Lewis.